This is just a fandom blog. Don't expect cohesion. I like way to many things to list here. Ask me anything! I like when people talk to me. Enjoy your stay! Well try anyways:)

Jamie is an ass and should stop talking about (making fun of) my tumblr at work

mymompickedthisurl:

that feeling when you listen to a song with good heaphones for the first time and suddenly you notice 7 new instruments, a child singing harmonies in the background, and you’re just sitting there wide eyed and in love with the song all over again

teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

tagged as:    about me

chilled:

50 shades of pissed off

4littleliars:

simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

oh hogwarts

"It’s 2am and I’m lying in bed with nothing but the idea of you and I."
—(via clumsiest)
tagged as:    Jacob

a-spoon-is-born:

If I follow you, yes, I care about your garden, what your cat did today, the jewelry you made, that one friend who said the thing, i like your sense of humor, and also your selfies.

Also, heart.

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

sebastianastan:

captsnigs:

sebastianastan:

but guys

chris evans has a 6 films contract with marvel

steve’s not going to die

bye

I laughed so hard at this. These people do realize Sebastian Stan has a 9 movie contract?

And in the comics Bucky takes over as Captain…

    bodyguard: calum put your pants back on
    bodyguard: no ashton we don't have time for you to say hi to everyone
    bodyguard: michael stop swearing you'll provoke someone
    bodyguard: caLUm put your pants back on you will literally get arrested if you don't jesUs
    bodyguard: this is not a legitimate place to get tattoos
    bodyguard: nO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE IS NOT PUNK ROCK
    bodyguard: u know what's punk rock
    bodyguard: BEHAVING URSELF THAT'S PRETTY PUNK ROCK
    bodyguard: stop! talking! to strangers! ashton!
    bodyguard: where the fuCK is luke
    bodyguard: mICHael did you fuckgn sell luke for a ps4
    bodyguard: i can't believe u fucking sold luke for a ps4
    bodyguard: calum you will liteRALLy get deported for having your ass out in this country
    bodyguard: luke i am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your window when we get in the car
    bodyguard: did he just
    bodyguard: he fucking rolled down the window jesus christ
    bodyguard: WHO THE FUCK GAVE ASHTON SCISSORS AGAIN

suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

tagged as:    Jacob

maritzac:

dauntlessardor:

shmeards:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

Always reblog

like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….

that

THAT THING RIGHT THERE

kimpissible:

when people purposely try to break their phone so their parents will buy them a new one

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